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The Guardian nails absurdity of King Donald Tiny . . . .

Welcome to the court of King Trump: the fawning has become ubiquitous. Illustration: Cold War Steve/The Guardian
Enjoy 16 of the articles on the pathetic Apprentice President we have run on Bergensia

He’s the “peace president”. He is “a style icon”. He has “a beautiful face”. To the head of NATO, he is “Daddy”.

Mr President, working for this government, for you, is the greatest honor of my life.
I tell it to everybody, and I really do feel that way. And I thank you because it’s a privilege to go out there and represent you in your humanitarian effort, in your goals of solving conflicts all over the world.

Your team is nothing short of incredible, and there’s only one thing I wish for, that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since the Nobel peace, this Noble award was ever talked about, to receive that reward. -Steve Witkoff, the property developer turned special Middle East envoy

Witkoff’s remarkable act of bootlicking earned a round of applause from those around the table. 

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